Hi world!
Hello people who are reading this paragraph! I am Awesome, and this is my website (no duh!) of really random stuff! The only reason this website is actually here is 'cause I have no life. This site is mearly here to distract you from other more "important" things, such as homework and things such as that. And if you get an F on an assignment, do not come complaining to me, because it's your fault for being on the computer so long, and your responsibility to do your homework, not mine. Got that? Good. Do you like pens? I don't. Not really. You can't erase them, and the ones that do erase don't erase well. I like pencils better. Pencils erase. That way, if you make a mistake, you can fix it. So, anyway, what was I originally talking-er, typing about? Well, it doesn't really matter now, seeing as I have forgotten it...oh well. You might be wondering why I put typing instead of talking. Well, I'm not really talking to you, am I? No, I'm not, because you are over THERE and I'm over HERE. You are not over HERE. You are over THERE. So I can't really be talking to you, can I? Unless I'm using some WebChat thing, I am not talking to you. The chances are, I probably don't even know you, and you don't even know me, so why would I be talking to you in the first place? Unless I knew, or you had chocolate, which in that case would be a totally different matter entirely. And I am typing this, and am not speaking right now. So that would be typing, not talking. Anyway, I hope you like the site!
La la land
Hello world! (again) And hello November! You aren't helping me very much, and neither is the Turkey Holiday, which is yet to come. Well, I am here to talk about that picture. It is true what it says; "Life is short." Our lives are very short in comparison to...well...dirt. Dirt has been around for ages. Have we been around for ages? No! A century, a little more years over that, bet ages? Just how long is an age? Who knows? Not the old people, obviously! Just cos you're old doesn't mean you're wise! Except Dumbledore. Did you know he's gay? I learned that from my friend, who, frankly, had a ton more brains than me. At least seven more. I have an extra brain, though. I store it in my pinkie finger. I am very proud of that brain. It's for if I lose my other brain, which will maybe eventually happen...maybe. Do you like cake? I have some cake, but...but...but it's stale! How are you supposeed to eat stale cake? It doesn't taste good! *sniff* Well, anyway, *stands up*, there is a problem I must go take care of. Be right back! *poof*
Welcome New Year of 2011!
So now it is twenty-eleven! Holy Chapstick it was a long year!
